movie stars beware

Ok so here is the Kellan Lutz story.

  

In case some of you don't know this hunk, he plays a vampire in the Twilight movies.  I just happen to be a HUGE Twilight fan and it just so happens that some of his relatives live very near us.  As in a hop, skip, and jump across the street.  So I was at work about a week and a half ago and around noon one of my clients stopped in and showed me a picture of her with him.  She is a huge fan as well and pretty much came to rub it in my face! ha ha  I admit, I was jealous.

I got off work that day at noon and heard he was in town until the next morning.  So the stalking began.  I just decided every time I came home I would just drive to the next corner past our house and come home that way.  Really not that much out of the way.  So when I got home I parked myself in front of our back window, which faces their house.  Nothing, nothing, nothing.  Yes, I was getting a little frustrated.  Where in the heck could he be?

Finally around 5:30 or so I gave up (I really didn't sit there from 12-5:30, I got up to eat and pee).  This is nuts, I thought to myself, I'm sitting here at the back window like a giddy kid waiting for this guy, who I don't even know, to show up.  He is just a person, why am I wasting my time like this?  So I decide to go pick up a pizza for supper.  On my way home I thought, ok seriously, this is the last time, and I drove the extra block and took the turn one last time.  Imagine my surprise when I see him standing outside talking to some girls (of course).  It's a good thing no one was walking down the street, pretty sure I would have taken them out, because I was not looking anywhere but at him.  Seriously, I'm not usually ga-ga over movies stars.  I read People magazine and I love to read about them and watch them on tv, but I'm not like the "OH MY GOSH HE IS SO HOT" type of person.  

Ok so here goes, there's always a first for everything.  OH MY GOSH HE IS SO HOT!  Way better looking in person than in Twilight.  

So on my way into the house, I dropped the pizza, luckily it didn't fall out of the box, and started screaming at Troy as I walked in the door.  So we both run to the window and look out at him.  Troy says "Get your camera and your book and get over there."  I keep saying "No no no, I can't, I would feel soooo stupid."  This went on for about 5 minutes and finally I grab my stuff and head out the door.  I feel like a total goon by the way, walking over there.  Finally I get over there and I don't even know what I said, but somehow he signed my book, talked to me, and took a picture with me.  Meanwhile, my body is shaking so uncontrollably I'm sure he thought I was going to pass out at any minute.  Somehow I made it back home (floating, I'm sure) and proceeded to call every member of my family and scream on the phone for about an hour.  Khloe had to think I was a lunatic by the end of the night.  

So in the end I got to meet him and he was super, super nice, and super, super hot.  Troy told me, "See everything happens for a reason, maybe living in this duplex isn't quite so bad now!" ha ha